These are all good boys, but I'm sad for them because I want them all to have good homes and be cared for and loved.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

I have both gone to weddings incorrectly dressed, and had incorrectly dressed guests. I wore shorts to an outdoor July wedding, and i was definitely fooling myself. At my wedding, a jambroni showed up wearing jeans, and that will always stick out in my head. My wife didn’t like the guy already, so it was really just…

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

Whew, Hey Dan! You scared us for a minute...the Deadspin homepage looks like the Splinter homepage looked when it got shut down!

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

No, it does not. 

Does it follow the mission based structure of Dark Moon, where it took you out of the level to reset/add the collectibles and change part of the level? I think that was the part that really broke the flow of the game for me.

I wouldn’t want to make you feel old, but I’d just like to kindly remind you that The Matrix was released 20 years ago.

After all, it was nearly 20 years ago that he Hoovered up an entire building full of poltergeists in the original Luigi’s Mansion

Collecting two ghosts at once: nice.

Im super glad about this, but also miffed that i will have to spend 9+ months avoiding spoilers like i did with FF15. I might just say fuck it this time and follow Tim Rogers's friend's path of watching the cutscenes and divesting the story of the gameplay.

i was 11 in 1999. I was right there with you brother.

hearing the word “pika-blu” gave me flashbacks to being 12 in 1999 and reading Pokémon rumors and watching clips of Japanese episodes via real media player on fan sites. Thanks.

Like some kind of blog that was focused on politics-related news that gets under your skin?

Of course they will. Facebook gotta Facebook.