I'm surprised that Cyan's entry didn't require the Kotaku red fish somewhere.

It seems like David is the only one who engages with the commentariat at all. As if no one could see that all the correct people were ungreyed after two weeks and then no more.

In this same scrum, he also called for quantitative easing from the Fed again. No way he actually know what that is. I'm surprised he could even pronounce "quantitative". Thats a four syllable word!

This has certainly been a week, and I am glad it is over. I’m looking forward to sleeping in. I’m also looking forward to vastly overestimating the video games I will play! I want to play more Dragon Quest 11 post-game, build out a high school in Sims 4, play some BotW, maybe check out some other switch games. I also…

If you scroll to the bottom, it actually has what the updates are about. Then you can crtl+f to find those sections if you want more info.

I find it hilarious is that they print it out to stamp it and then scan it back into a digital format. Guess someone never learned about headers and footers.

Something about both North Dakota and Alaska favoring the don't cum challenge is very humorous to me.

Is surprising that the sentence lasted only about 2 months. Is that normal? The only comparison i would have culturally are people refusing to join the army after being drafted in the states. I don't know how long those sentences were, but I dont think they were 2 months long. It seems that the Israeli government is…

Every other f2p waiting game.

Just demand brown glass Kate. Force them to drink from the bottle and none will be the wiser.

I want to imagine that Chris Hayes actually has the physique of Chidi Anagonye and acts like Kason Siegel's character from SLC Punk.

My first question was who is Kid Mero. Now my question is about how I can use the phrase "cousinfucking" in my daily vocabulary more.

That seems like a halfway decent plan. Hell, you dont even need espn. Just out your own shitty show on YouTube.

“Unplug the president, blow on his skull for a few seconds like it’s an N64 cartridge, and then pop that sucker back in.”

They addressed a major criticism of the first Avengers movie in the handshake shot. Steve Rogers has a visible ear piece in.

McCain was about 5 seconds from going full Trinnette.

Trying to buy tickets online has been insane. These sites keep timing out or crashing.

Certainly not for cuckhold night. Nosiree, no cuckholding going in this vanilla, missonary-only marriage at all.

With Nintendos history of doing things their own way, the idea that they would adopt the community tournament rules is nothing short of folly on the community’s part. After E3, the Smash community will cry and pout some more. If they decide to try and sit out of it, the support from Nintendo will dry up. I think a lot…

Yes, because no white people ever committed crimes like drug or sex trafficking, right Marsha?