If you scroll to the bottom, it actually has what the updates are about. Then you can crtl+f to find those sections if you want more info.

I find it hilarious is that they print it out to stamp it and then scan it back into a digital format. Guess someone never learned about headers and footers.

Something about both North Dakota and Alaska favoring the don't cum challenge is very humorous to me.

Is surprising that the sentence lasted only about 2 months. Is that normal? The only comparison i would have culturally are people refusing to join the army after being drafted in the states. I don't know how long those sentences were, but I dont think they were 2 months long. It seems that the Israeli government is…

Every other f2p waiting game.

Just demand brown glass Kate. Force them to drink from the bottle and none will be the wiser.

I want to imagine that Chris Hayes actually has the physique of Chidi Anagonye and acts like Kason Siegel's character from SLC Punk.

My first question was who is Kid Mero. Now my question is about how I can use the phrase "cousinfucking" in my daily vocabulary more.

That seems like a halfway decent plan. Hell, you dont even need espn. Just out your own shitty show on YouTube.

“Unplug the president, blow on his skull for a few seconds like it’s an N64 cartridge, and then pop that sucker back in.”

McCain was about 5 seconds from going full Trinnette.

Trying to buy tickets online has been insane. These sites keep timing out or crashing.

Certainly not for cuckhold night. Nosiree, no cuckholding going in this vanilla, missonary-only marriage at all.

With Nintendos history of doing things their own way, the idea that they would adopt the community tournament rules is nothing short of folly on the community’s part. After E3, the Smash community will cry and pout some more. If they decide to try and sit out of it, the support from Nintendo will dry up. I think a lot…

Yes, because no white people ever committed crimes like drug or sex trafficking, right Marsha?

I think you mean the Republican party is willing to exchange lives for near-term corporate profits, not just young people.

Item: Frogs are turning us gay, according to Alex Jones.

Congrats from the rest of us slumming it in the greys still!

This weekend I’ll be traveling, so there wont be much time for games. Maybe Hyrule Warriors, Celeste, or some NES games on the switch.

How on earth are people pulling apart chopsticks with their teeth? Mine hurt just thinking about that.