I get it, Lindsay. I cut off the tip of my finger while chopping sweet potatoes and now I truly understand the plight of the Maori.

Interesting!! Sounds disturbingly close to real life.

You obnoxious sacks of shit are just never going to stop whining about Bernie Sanders, huh?

Okay there’s stupid both sides. But enough with the both sides are bad narrative!

But if this election has proved anything, it’s that polling means nothing.

Was anyone really under the impression that liberals are less gullible than conservatives? I think it’s always been pretty obvious that we’re overall just as gullible, but about different things.

Yes. Idiots exist in both parties.

but it won’t really change anything

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.

Soko didn’t technically date Robert Pattinson. They went on a blind date set up by industry peeps a very long time ago and nothing came of it. That doesn’t count. At least that’s what she said in an interview.

Incorrect! Clead DuVall and Evan Rachel Wood dated for a few months, and there’s photographic evidence. I demand you fix this chart.

Right? The garbage person trifecta!

According to CBS, her attorney said that the woman isn’t a “lunatic” or a “racist,” but someone with an “alcohol problem.” Burchard-Risch, meanwhile, had nothing to say, either to Jama or to the court.

“I don’t think so…I think they would have liked him more, the people. For being politically incorrect.”

It would be better to have the hard evidence in the next three days.

He should dump everything we’ve got on Putin and start a cyberwar with Russia on Jan. 1. Give it a few weeks to get ramped up and the country to realize we are, in fact, at war with them, then check out and let Trump deal with the fallout.

The tweets were to keep people from saying “hey, wasn’t he supposed to give that press conference today?”

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

Speaking of holding press conferences, didn’t Trump promise to hold one today to discuss how he would separate himself from his business? Amazing how he wasn’t able to do that, but did find the time to go on a Twitter tirade about a restaurant review and the amazingly stupid Tweet above.

Hillary Clinton literally brought up Russia hacking the DNC during a debate where she and Donald were on the same stage. Now he’s trying to say that no one said anything until after he won?