I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

-1 left handed free throw.

That was pretty good, but I’m probably Bias.

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

*reads article*

Not true. Instead of using the garbage can, they keep sweeping everything under the rug.

FWIW, in 2001, OSU men’s basketball lost two players, six support staff members and the pilot and co-pilot in a plane crash. In 2011, the OSU women’s basketball team lost its head coach, an assistant and two boosters in a plane crash. And today a 21-year old kid…

Wow good find, hand’t seen this one before. He’s a bad man.

“Hey, nose, I know how you feel.” -Matt Holliday’s penis

Matheny knows a thing or two about getting hit in the face

Did he try blowing on the disc before he inserted it?

Brady has his TB12 brand; Edelman has JE11.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

Said Briles: “Originally the University gave me two weeks to decide to resign, but in true Baylor fashion they decided to go ahead and fuck me whether they had my consent or not.”

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I eagerly await Sam Hinkie’s TED Talk on redemption.

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.