Justin I believe there has been a misunderstanding here. Trail Rated on modern Jeeps simply mean it will safely navigate shopping center parking lots and the occasional drive over a curb or parking block. 

Their current argument is he should have used the voice controls.

Because touch screen!  Because fancy!  Because we don’t know how car interiors or driving work!  Because the laser eyeballs will do it, you don’t need to drive!  Autopilot! 

In before all the Tesla fanboys come and tell you how you are dumb, wrong, that windshield wiper controls in a touch screen are actually the best way to handle controlling them (because reasons), people who can’t figure it out are dumb, and you should bow before your new lord Elon Musk

1. Transportation is political.

“My dad went to Sturgis and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...

Good God. As an American living in Canada, I usually try to defend the US from unfavorable and, I thought, unwarranted stereotypes up here. But could you guys meet me even half way? Seriously.

Someone needs to set up a booth on the outskirts of town offering will writing services, customizable pine boxes (chrome handles extra) and stock eulogies. Free samples below:

Gen Xers are probably salivating at the mouth to have certain Boomers bite it since they were supposed to retire 3 years ago and are blocking that finale corporate ladder ring for them.

That's a fantastic headline.

being a competent driver

Unfortunately, onions are a vegetable that is often consumed raw -- slices on burgers or other sandwiches, diced in salads, etc.; for myself, I don’t like the flavor of raw onions, but once they’ve been sauteed (at least until they start to turn golden and smell sweet), they’re delicious. So for me, this warning is…

Guys, just buy a Magic Wand (not the fake-ass ones). If you wanna be fancy, a Magic Wand Cordless.

On a car of the right vintage, with the right style, a chop can look pretty cool. To wit:

I’m sure that you’re joking. I think you are joking? I’m hoping you are joking!

“Elon is literally saving the world”

Can we do a gofundme to pay their domain registration for the rest of time?

I used to go to this place in Atlanta, and if you know it, you know it. It’s called Jack’s Pizza and Wings, right there off Highland. It’s a dive bar that serves pizza and wings, and also super cheap beer. Back in 2009, they were still serving $1 pints of “Old 4th Ward” which I’m pretty sure was just Miller.

With a name like “Twingo”, if I saw a line-up of several disparate cars and told to pick out the Twingo when I didn’t know it on sight, yes, I could do it. A fun name like “Twingo” could only be a fun hatchback.