Plot Twist 2: The new Wagoneer upon reveal is actually just a slightly raised and butched out Chrysler Pacificia

Plot Twist: This is an elaborate Jeep PR stunt, and the car that will be revealed upon the garage’s excavation is actually the new 2019 Wagoneer.

Soon: the Raptor/Yugo showdown the world has been demanding for years.

what’s the surprise? the fact that it is not on his phone?

Remember when Dodge decided their trim levels all needed to be dynamic and inscrutable words instead of boring and inscrutable letters?

It’s worth noting that the Samurai weighs half what a Nitro weighs.

Counterpoint: We don’t need to talk about the Dodge Nitro! We don’t have to do it! We are fortunate to have made it to a future were Dodge terrifies us in a good way with 700HP straight-line cruise missiles, instead of the bad way. The Nitro way. The PT Cruiser way. The battery-in-the-fucking-wheelwell way.

im rthe rat from the video

For a total weight savings of 27 pounds! At least when Porsche does it, it is obsessive/quirky: The door-pull straps instead of a handle, replacing the metal badge with a decal for weight and aerodynamic reasons, no radio, no AC...tartan...

What’s the point of having a boat linked to a car if there isn’t anything the same?

Yes! They run. And I’m talking to him about driving some for upcoming Jason Drives.

Australia does this right, you have to have clear signage posted at certain intervals before the camera. The camera is clearly visible so that you know they are taking a picture. If you can’t get your shit together in a kilometer and then in the 100 meters were you can clearly recognize there is a camera then you…

Do it like the rest of the world. Big flashing lights showing your speed. If you still want to speed through that checkpoint, you deserve a ticket.

The process to contest. Cameras do not allow you to contest. The picture and citation shows up in the mail, and you have to pay it. No, “If you want to contest, show up here.”

Just sayin’.

new miami? so florida man strikes again, but in ohio?

The saddest thing is that a skateboard makes a decent improvised shovel. If he had put it to other use, he probably could have dug freed the car from the snowbank without calling a tow truck.

They're brittish, what would you expect?

For a threat, they still sound entirely way too polite.