I hate MLMs so much. After sitting through some weird ass dinners and coffee dates, I finally have the coded language they use to talk about their “side hustle” down, and know who to avoid.
This particular one is more baffling than usual, because what adult is looking at those leggings and deciding they want a pair?

My best-case scenario: (1) his putrescence is tied to every single GOP politician and legislator out there like a leaden anchor (2) the GOP is exposed in the minds of millions as a regional, monochromatic shitshow (2a) thereby encouraging young people of color to continue to register and fight against voter…

That bothered me more than my usual pet peeve (also above) regarding misuse of “begging the question.”

English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.

When you’re in a position that you feel a strong urge to snoop through your SO’s belongings you should know it’s time to lay everything out with that person and ask what’s what. If you don’t believe them walk the fuck away.

I recently overhead a conversation of some male coworkers (all 60+) that went like this:

Creep and all, I love his writing and I would have read the shit out of that profile and I wouldn’t give a fuck if someone profits from its publication. Which is not to say that I agree with his sympathy for Spacey but I believe in letting people have dissenting opinions and I like to read things I don’t agree with if…

WOW. She speaks like someone who has NO FUCKING IDEA about what the re-entry population faces. The answer to reduced recidivism rates isn’t hiring the formerly incarcerated. It is a multi-faceted approach that includes prevention, diversion AND re-entry. You don’t just automatically hire a population that has spent…

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

Well, the Second Amendment right now prevents that from happening.

And then we brushed the shit off and chalked it up to him just being a dirty old man.”

Wow... Just wow.

It’s good sauce but something in my brain stops me from dipping pizza into butter. I think its the same part that saves my heart at the State Fair by saying “No, that is not good, it is disgusting. Stop looking.” Without that part I might be housebound by now. Then I’d have to deep fry my own Snickers.

Wow, one of them actually gave away the gameplan! I’ve been saying for 20+ years, all they want is more people, in more desperate situations, who are willing to do more work for less compensation.

Because most people are stupid. How did the Kardashians become famous? Do you think such people would have had such an opportunity for fame 30 years ago? My point is, the longer I live, the dumber the people get. Soon, they’ll not understand which hole to put food in and well have people stuffing food in…

Hm. How about, “Amanda Knox Writes Tribute to the Dead Roommate She Did Not Murder Ten Years Ago”?

All I can say is that reading this gave me flashbacks to the Seventies and Eighties, where ‘irreverent’ and ‘counterculture’ ‘satire’ were so often conflated with bald-faced misogyny. I feel like this is something that has actually gotten better.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is just a simple, Southern, country lawyer who is not familiar with all the wily ways of them Yankee city folks that he’s been forced to work with. Sometimes they use “terms” and “words” that he, as an honest, Christian, Southern gentleman isn’t familiar with the meanings of and can…

He’s a 70 year old man. He can’t be expected to remember every illicit meeting with representatives of a hostile foreign government.