What institutional changes do you see leading to this momentous shift?

What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

Bless. We women have been getting mad solemn lately, but may we use this energy for action. I’m talking about the #FayChallenge. Ladies should definitely remove their makeup mid-date in 2018. What a way to eliminate the fuck boys who aren’t worth anybody’s time.  

Aimee, I’m not going to tell you you’ll find someone or you won’t die alone or the right guy is out there but you need to relax.

So I’ve spent a lot of time thinking that President Pence would be just as bad, because at least Trump is incompetent, but I think I would still prefer it. I think one of the bigger dangers of Trump is the institutional damage he does. So at least Pence won’t wonder why he can’t have the DOJ investigate his enemies,…

These write in ballots epitomize everything wrong with our system. These jerks are acting like there was no choice. There was. They’re just so brainwashed into a slavish devotion to the political party that they can’t accept voting for a person from another party, even when the representative from their party is a…

Pence is unpopular and not expressly racist. Why do you think he is a dangerous candidate? With trump out of the way, MAGA true believers won’t show up.

It’s now clear to me that my one-woman crusade to have the phrase “Baby Bump” banned from the English language has failed. Miserably.

That the individual was born Jewish does not mean that he is today a practicing Jew and thus cannot be a white-supremacist or, for that matter, antisemitic.

The lipstick drawing is bizarre. Like wtf was that supposed to do?

If this mastermind was a true Florida Man, he would’ve managed to electrocute himself.

I have always had an innate aversion to church both black and otherwise, which permeated suburban Seattle, where I grew up. I am mixed, and gay, and before I really realized the gravity of either of those qualities, I had long dismissed organized religion as anathema to nearly everything I was curious about as a…

I am waiting for 2018 to end with this headline:

I see you, Mr. Harriot, and that new jerusalem C.O.G.I.C building fund. I see you.

The gesture isn’t racist, and it can be used by racists to convey something specific. Is that the case here? Who knows. Ambiguity is why they choose stuff like the OK gesture; it provides plausible deniability and an opportunity to eye roll and say “everything is racist now, smdh.”

“Trump received what appeared to be Thousand Island dressing during the salad course”

“Donnie Two-Scoops” is one of the best nicknames come up for him: a developmentally-challenged and greedy punk.

He’d never make it in The Mob.

To quote Bridget from the Rifftrax Prom, It’s a Pleasure!, “I don’t think we have to assume that so much as know it.”

Thank you. Misuse of that phrase is my pet peeve, and I’ve nearly given up hope that the bastardized common usage won’t become a secondary definition. Sighhhh.