Felony charges for Dollar Store Eva Peron? TALK DIRTY TO ME.

This makes me think of the discussion in an extended comment thread under one of the Hefner articles, which centered on the question of “why do (white) men think any skinny women with blonde hair is ‘hot,’ regardless of whether they’re actually ‘pretty’?”

I had a daydream that when Air Force One touches down the residents swarm the plane and break it down piece by piece like when they had to land in the middle of Africa to avoid Interpol in Lord Of War

Just an aside here, I’m an old and sick to death of all my older friends using beautify or some similar app to make it look like they have perfect skin and zero wrinkles. I’m like c’mon man, I know you in real life! You’re in your 50s. Who do you think your kidding!

Well, apparently we can have guns in this country, or men in this country. But we cannot have both guns and men in this country.

As much as I’m against the niqab ban, seeing the Muslim community in Europe vs the one here in America makes me glad my dad chose the USA. I understand Muslims (and immigrants in general) face a lot of discrimination there, I kind of understood what made so many of these young men & women flock to Daesh. There, you…

I really hope Trump talks shit about Kim Kardashian on Twitter after this. The resulting doom will be amazing. If there’s one thing I learned from the Taylor Swift feud, it’s that you don’t piss off Kim Kardashian’s Twitter fan base.

Well, if you’re going to call Katy Perry “hellspawn,” you should call the nuns “delusional dipshits” who attempted to sell something that they clearly don’t own. You can’t sell the building that you work in, no matter how long you worked there. Apparently, the nuns accused Perry of witchcraft. Motherfucking…

Remember Donald Sterling? I recall he made one remark likening himself to a plantation owner and the players his “labor” and that really stands out as a remark when I see Adam Silver’s memo with that warning of his.

The 1% just don’t give a fuck about the rest of us.

My daily mantra now is, “Marie Antoinette didn’t see it coming either....”

Yes we are no longer culturally and legally kneecapped into a forced dependence on men. This is indeed the end of traditional marriage.

Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,…

She’s dead. He’s dead. Her corpse is probably a desiccated husk right now. She has no space to invade.

Dead people don’t have physical space to invade; nor can they be ‘near’ anything. Hugh Heffner’s no closer to her right now than he was a week ago.

Then it’s time to have fun with it. My wife will answer one and give dumb-ass responses to whatever they say until they hang up. The last one was someone asking if there’s anyone where we live that’s hard of hearing. She just kept loudly saying ‘what?’ until they hung up.

You can file a claim on a gingerbread house and receive damages? What’s next, my brother suing me because I raided his Lego pirate ship for parts when we were kids?

Has Jezebel also succumbed to the horrible trend of using “female” as a noun, instead of saying “woman”? I know you know better, Jez.

Parents are human, so are children. I do not favor giving parents repeated chances to fuck up lives that are just beginning. We all have flaws, own them and change them. Don’t wait for CPS to show up at your door to acknowledge you are being an asshole. The kids don’t deserve it and they are the ones that are helpless…

If it is a dumpster fire, it is well deserved. I am a Black woman, 43, not affluent and survived various forms of abuse in childhood. I was raised by a single mother in generally poor, minority neighborhoods. These folks don’t get a pass from me.

Maybe next they can stop fucking over Yemen. Pretty sad that we fund and ally with this kind of regime. What a joke.