Do you drink their tears?

I had a history teacher who was convinced that “Wyoming” was made up by the Federal Government to pad statistics and generate benefit dollars. (He also believed that The US should move Israel, lock, stock and olive oil barrel into the middle of it. This was in 1980)

Here’s a Jay “dad joke” (it’s probably already been made): “What’s Jay’s go to drinking toast?”

My dad is funnier and he retells the same 5 blond jokes everytime I see him.

I used to follow sports closely until I realized it was just my sex’s version of tabloid gossip, which is all that sports talk radio is, gossip drenched in beer. And even the live games now, at least a quarter of the broadcast “color” is devoted to off-the-field story lines. It has freed up so much time for me now…

No, I love babies & kids, it’s still funny. it IS kind of mean.

Yes, but instead of being inclusive (and why the hell not?) they chose to take down all the Christmas stuff. Even the AP made it seem like the Jewish people were in the wrong...they “demanded” inclusion.

I watched the documentary made about him after he lost his job. It made me dislike him a great deal.

I know, right? The US run Smithsonian museums are so hostile to Christians, the only day of the year they aren’t closed is December 25th (or when the governments down).

Right? It’s more like “War BY Christmas.” It won’t fucking leave us alone!

This is really funny timing seeing as my boss told me today about an opportunity with some fed gov agency where they are requesting huge Christmas decorations (animated Santas and snowmen and the like). I told him we should show this to Fox News and tell them to fuck off with their “war on Christmas” bullshit.

Important question: Does Will Smith have a boner?

They have to do this because Christmas is winning its war on every other freaking holiday. Last year, I tried to buy a Halloween costume on Halloween, and the employees were busily putting everything Halloween away and putting up Christmas lights.

How are they still bleating? Easy, idiots keep asking for their opinions.

Because Christmas trees aren’t religious. They’re literally Pagan in origin. You think there were many conifers in Bethlehem? Also, unless you’re completely out of touch with the modern understanding of a Christmas tree, you’d be able to tell that it’s lost most of its connection with Christmas and the connection…

It’s more sad that people still tune into these late night talk show commercials.

Jimmy returned to doing what he does best (holding the non famous in contempt)

I like how you noticed that “(the evangelicals bestest friends ever when advocating for war, the rest of the time, not so much)“. Drives me nuts. My mother in law, a screwy dispensationalist fundamentalist Christian sends money to Israel to support their country. They believe that Jesus has to come back and rebuild…

I’ll always remember another part of the “War on Christmas”