I know she does crossfit. Because, like every other person who does crossfit, she feels a need to tell people that she does crossfit.

I think they both taste wonderful. Not sure what that makes me...

You’re evil and bad an nobody likes you.

Responsible gun owner! And this is a person in law enforcement! Aren't they supposed to be trained? This right here is why I don't believe in the responsible gun owner bs.

That’s terrible. I’m so sorry.

guns are scary, also sorry for your loss

Nice of you to say that. So, so many people feeling the loss of her.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Not gonna lie, it was intense, but I'd say pretty incontrovertible proof that he does in fact cook.

I fucking love Coq au Vin and I love Anthony Bourdain and I want him to feed me both types of cock tbh

My friend lived with her boyfriend who who kept a gun for ‘protection.’

I know of someone who has from what i’ve heard attempted suicide in the past. She sleeps with a gun next to her bed for “safety” or that’s what she tells people at least. Who thought this was a good idea. I’m so confused now.

How is this not the closing arguement in any ‘we must all have guns’ debate? You know sometimes I think a common language (mostly ;) lulls me into forgetting some major cultural chasms because I do not understand you guys and guns

I’d say much lower, but only because it implies only 5-10% lived in Florida already.

He now lives in Florida.

He lay down in bed with a loaded gun A LOADED GUN!

Your Weekly Reminder:

You are not James Bond, you do not need to sleep with a gun under your pillow.

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…