I’m surfriesed it bothered you.

Well, have it your way.

I’m pretty sure the trademark is for “official” merchandise. You can buy a print of a painting in the public domain from any number of retailers, but if you buy the print from the museum that owns it, you are more likely to be contributing to the funds that will be used to conserve that painting or others like it.…

“And thus saith the King of Burgers, the Flameth that Broil, the Whopper himself: there is only but one Lord, and you will call him BK.”

It’s brutal out there, especially where I live in the deep south. Most men here are accustomed to women who make less money than they do. The exceptions are the people who work in government, and they certainly don’t want a liberal feminist. Five years of accepting every date offered, and everyone fits into one of…

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

You’re already on the toilet. Why are you asking for more shit?

I read this with my heart in my throat hoping that you and the baby both came through okay. I’m so glad you did. No judgment at all. Your body, you made the choice that was best for you on the advice of your doctor. I think I’d have done way worse than heroin to escape what you were facing, and I’d have done it with…

Thanks. I literally have no clue how she came out so big and healthy. I lost 15-16lbs during the pregnancy, and another 25lbs within two weeks postpartum. I can only imagine how big she would have been if I had gone to 40 weeks! The one real downer was that I was unable to breastfeed. She refused to latch, but I…

I don’t think that was ever on the table. This drug has been approved, but pharmaceutical companies know it is a huge no-no, as much as they hate it, to do any advertising without listing side effects. (And despite rumors, Thalidomide was never approved for morning sickness in the US by the FDA, so there was no…

Since I will be in the greys forever few will see this, but I had severe hyperemesis gravidarum. It is not morning sickness. It is severe nausea and/or vomiting. It lasted all day, all night, and for the entire pregnancy, when I delivered at 35 weeks due to pre-eclampsia.

Can’t wait for the day they make a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that plays him inevitably wins an Oscar.

There’s a car seat brand called Diono. Pronounced die oh no.

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

Why would anyone trust anything this woman sells? She advertised an awful sex tape. That shit should have come with a warning of how boring it was.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.