Team Miley

I did too. Like the beer. Which I am 100% positive that Gywneth has drank. She was probably all showy about shoving the lime down the throat of the bottle. She’s good with that.

Oh no. Bracing myself for Taylor’s response, which will be one part perpetual victimhood, one part martyrdom, and one part girl power.

I don’t disagree with her. My moms thing when when I was a kid was that she would rather me watch people ‘make love’ than shoot each other (her words not mine ha). Thus I saw a fair amount of sexy and tatas when I was a kid and I'm fine :)

Titties 4 Peace!

I don’t know what Nicki has against wearing fitted lingerie.

But ask the titty-owner first, please!

Fantastic Four, is terrible, but that didn’t stop America from going to see it in droves.

Let me Google that for you, Ms. Paltrow.

It’s always disappointing when chicks you dig have the worst taste in the D. case in point Nicki Minaj (also Charlize Theron, I’m realizing)

Gwyneth: it’s called a halo. You have one, right? Didn’t you curate a collection of platinum and jewel encrusted haloes to match the ibis feather wings and the uranium harp in your “I’m No Angel, I’m What Angels Admire” sales campaign?

I truly believe that car belonged to Blac Chyna and he thought he wouldn’t get caught regifting.

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

A Mercedes wagon, like the house car on Hart to Hart? He gave her the houseman’s car? I mean, I would love a Mercedes wagon, and we have a BMW wagon, but it seems like a very odd gift-car for a super rich person...

“I don’t get the violence revenge thing,” Cyrus told Marie Claire. “That’s supposed to be a good example? And I’m a bad role model because I’m running around with my titties out? I’m not sure how titties are worse than guns.”

And continuing the trend of couples who probably shouldn’t pro-create. We need a scandal, maybe Jay-Z’s lovechild!

My husband’s family owns a restaurant, opened 65 years ago. His grandpa always said, “Stick your finger in the lasagna. If it comes back out with skin on it, the lasagna’s not done.” I think it might have been funnier in Italian...

A “curated” Spotify list? For the love of all that is holy, can we stop misusing the word curated?? I was married to a fucking curator. He didn’t make playlists - he ran a museum.

I get that some people just like being given new things to consume and these subscriptions are for them, but it annoys me to no end when people give a monetary figure to how much they saved with each box. Like come on guys, didn’t your mamas tell you the #1 rule of savings is that they’re only savings if you were…