nah. he deserves to get tied up and robbed.

What’s to wonder though? They met on Seeking Arrangement. You think he’s looking for underage twins to do his taxes?

Also note they were 17 when this occurred. I think what happened to this guy was punishment enough, but that still doesn’t mean his behavior wasn’t super-shady.

Shania reportedly met the man, Paul Aronson, through SeekingArrangement.com, a dating site “where beautiful, successful people fuel mutually beneficial relationships.”

So, wait — a rapey old man takes two underage sisters out on a date that’s supposed to lead to a “mutually beneficial relationship” (read: they suck his dick), they rob him (obviously traumatic and terrible), but there’s no consequences for this man? Couldn’t the authorities have said, “Wow — this is terrible all…

Adam and Eve was super fun. We went to his friend’s house, and we were wearing sheer leggings and (fairly) opaque leotards, and I had wrapped fake ivy around our waists. And we walk up, we’re silhouetted from the streetlight, and his friend sees us, and she goes, “Are you ... oh hell no, are you NAKED?” We looked…

I need to get myself a mermaid tail (I might just opt for mermaid leggings). Why? Because a few months ago I found a shell bra on the side of the road and decided it was a sign from the gods to dress up as a mermaid for halloween.

Depends how squeamish you are about your eyes. If you’ve never contact-lensed before, getting them in is a lot easier than getting them out. As a myopic person whose eyes are screwed and who owns more eye medicine than a whole pharmacy, and who knows a girl who now cannot wear contacts ever again because of an ulcer…

Never too much, girl. NEVER!❤️

NOW THIS IS CONTENT.

I keep forgetting how fantastic false eyelashes make everyone look. There is no comparison to a lack thereof, they just take Glamor to a completely different level.

Oops, already passed. It’s a fun time to go if you remember. i’ve been twice and the second time I wore a green wig.

You mean the answer is not finding an octopus sea witch and signing away my soul and voice for scales?

Are you going to the mermaid parade?

I will keep that in mind! I like ole henrikson, I always keep an eye out for good deals on the smaller sizes at Sephora.

I love you, for reals.

I didn’t have anywhere else to say this, so I just have to shout out how freaking phenomenal the Ole Henrikson Power Peel combo is. I did it for the first time last night and I cannot stop looking at myself today. My skin is freaking fabulous and I am glowing like an angel. The almond scrub smelled soooooo delicious…

I am so doing this for my tiny niece for Halloween this year. My mom just got her a mermaid tail for her fourth birthday. She is ADORABLE and I can’t wait to do this.