I think the Ouzoo woman IS pregnant because in the photo and your drawing the pink box, I bet that symbolizes GIRL BABY! It was a bottle of fake champagne and they drank it for an hour and then she puked while he held back her newly highlighted for the paparrazzi hair. It was super romantic.

Wow, I thought as she neared menopausal age the tabloids would finally lay off the non-stop pregnancy covers. Can’t believe I didn’t think about adoption.

JENNIFER ANISTON BABY STORIES WILL LAST FOREVER!

Bill Cosby and Saudi Arabia is simply perfect. He has about the same moral compass they do, which by I mean, women should shut their mouths and just enjoy their rapings, beatings, and oppression.

So if he's so offended, then why did he go? Had he not been cut would he be singing a different tune? Sounds like he's a little butt-hurt over not making the cut, and now wants to act all sanctimonious about it.

I suppose one man’s “inclusive casting in response to criticism” is another man’s “exploiting a now-popular minority for ratings.”

Daily Fail sucks

This is in no way a comment toward Bobby or Jez, but never have I ever been less scandalized by anything than I am not scandalized by the Ben/nanny rumors. Also: what a dick move, Gavin’s ex, spilling all the beans. Also, also: I forgot about his “love child” he kept secret from Gwen. Now that’s scandal I can get…

Yup.

Bethenny Frankel and Eric Stonestreet aren’t dating, silly! She’s just helping him lose weight.

‘brosnan, whose wife got fat and weirdly he’s still with her’ is all anyone ever wants to write.

I saw those pictures of Affleck and the nanny last week in some magazine. I don’t know how someone can live most of their life in the public eye and still not understand how paparazzi work. Arrogance I guess.

I’m surprised the article about Pierce Brosnan didn’t have a picture of his wife. The DM among others is fucking obsessed with showing pictures of his wife! I can’t even bring myself to put into words why they do what they do.

How to start your day like Mocena:

I recently started running first thing in the morning after YEARS of thinking people who did so were either androids or manic. I am NOT a morning person - I’ve been a night owl my entire life. But I cannot run in 90+ degree heat, so if I’m gonna run in the summer, morning it is.

I am soooo not a morning person. I’ve come to terms with the fact that the moment the alarm goes off is going to be the absolute worst part of my day for the next 35 years. What has made a HUGE difference is realizing that I hate it just as much when the alarm goes off at 8 as I do when it goes off at 6:30. So I’ve…

I think if you’re not a morning person, no amount of internet articles are going to help you. I am a morning person, and I hate to be rushed for anything, so I tend to wake up 2-3 hours before I have to leave for the day. This gives me time to work out, take my dogs on a walk, clean a little, watch the news, have a…

Au revoir, joie.