“Mr. Trump attended the great Wharton School of Finance, a school that has more important things to do,” the spokesperson wrote in a statement

“thank god Rory chose Yale”

This “supposed to remove them” thing is news to me, too. Also, people bothered by a bit of clear plastic behind my earlobes can get stuffed.

Pretty sure they wouldn’t waste money on the plastic back if it was non-essential.

Please, don’t. If you do, she will have even more children to pass her crazy on.

Your secret is safe with me! ;)

I once misspelled college as a password on my undergrad college applications. I don’t share this story ever.

I am spelling challenged. And I disabled auto-correct.

There’s this theory than the far left and the far right essentially end up colliding together in a vat of wtfery.

My password to get books from the college bookstore included a misspelled word. The word? Genius. I misspelled “genius”. As a password. To a college bookstore.

This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.

i have my eye on the hot guy who works at the liquor store.

Calvin-schmalvin, all I can focus on is that sticker on her Le Creuset. Either that girl loves her some product placement dollars or she never uses her stuff. Both make her totally not relatable, which is completely counter to her social media objectives.

Agreed. I don’t expect Madonna, or for that matter anyone, to look great all the time. But this isn’t about that.

EVERYONE KNOWS THE MOON IS MADE OF SWISS CHEESE. So, yes.

It IS spectacular isn’t it? I’m going to post a picture of my best friend as a reflection in my sunglasses when it’s her birthday. I’m a giver like that.

Yet more evidence for my “Taylor Swift deserves a special place in hell because she is a real life Regina George” list.

So I read the Buzzfeed comments in response to this story and I most certainly regret it.