To be fair, I’ve never killed a man, but I’ve screamed rage-filled questions at people many times and found it a satisfying experience.

You must not come to the internet very often. Do you understand that people - professional journalists! - write about things they see and do? Things that happen to them? That this article feeds into the discussion about rape culture and is therefore highly relevant to this website and its readers? He is a dick in a…

I agree on manly levels, he however seems to be posing in the picture, and I am sure that as this gets around (it’s moving quickly in chicago news outlets) he will either be found and make a stink, or be so embarassed he lays low. As he should. Forever.

I’m confused. What does libel have to do with anything? She didn’t photoshop his face on there.

His name isn’t on the article. At the moment, it’s not Google-able - if he’s outed it will be by a friend or a colleague or himself, not this article. He wore the t-shirt in public, among many thousands of people; this is also a public place. He’s not a child. He’s not wearing it for a bet, or because he was forced…

That’s a trick question. Line them up, one in front of the other and shoot them both.

I could not be happier that you invoked #lifehack in your great response.

Pistol whip, I didn’t even think of that. See, this is the beauty of crowdsourcing.

You gotta be resourceful, I learned from MacGyver.

Come on, everyone knows you make them stand back to back and shoot them both. Be resourceful. #lifehack

Your reasoning is sound and I’m not sure I disagree. But I think it would be a real challenge not to shoot the guy wearing that shirt. But it does seem sensible to shoot the friend and let nature take its course with awful t-shirt guy.

I swear, every time I’m like “damn this comment has some damn SCIENCE to it...” it’s YOU!

No. Although the guy deserves all contempt and ridicule, this is crossing a line in my book.

Friend. He doesn't have a shirt to announce himself.

extra star.

I shoot rape face, and pistol whip his idiot friend to death.

I mean he is SUCH a catch

Am I the only person who thinks it’s ethically questionable to be posting some rando bro’s face without (as far as I can tell from the narrative presented here) his consent

This is also, definitely, 100% the type of guy who spends a lot of time online talking about the types of women he “won’t” date/“bang” - as though socially successful people spend any time at all sharing with others all the info on the interactions and sex they’re not having.

If only he was a literal cliffhanger, by which I mean, on an actual cliff hanging by his fingertips, while I stand over him, my decision to help the only thing between him and his plummeting death.