She’s probably always lounging because she is exhausted from never eating. I know there was a recent story where she claims to literally eat nothing but smoked salmon and capers. But I will always remember her appearance on Cribs, probably in the early aughts, where she was showing off the movie viewing room, and…

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

I am tired of talking about how stupid these people are. They are stupid and they are never going to get any smarter. There is no amount of edumacation that will disloge their fantasy world. The only question that we should grapple with now is: can we continue to coexist, indefinitely, with people who live in a…

At least you look like it’s a joyous event.

Pregnant or not, do not rub my fucking belly.

my son is autistic. and this pisses me off. autism is nothing to be ashamed of. and when the first fucking lady goes to these lengths to show that her son isn’t autistic it just shows me my kid will likely never be accepted. he is the sweetest thing on earth. this is more scary than any part of facing his diagnosis.…

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

The Trumps:

Kim is only having a bad year because she was born the year of the monkey and this being the year of the monkey is supposed to be terrible for her.

You can bet your ass if the wife or daughter of any of these fuckwads investigating Dr. Hern needed an abortion, late term or otherwise, they’d have nine million excuses why it was okay for them, just not the rest of us.

wait what? how many Jane Seymours are there?! Are they also Medicine Women?

Also, like can Maggie fucking live? The entitlement people feel to getting a photo or autograph when they see celebrities in public is fucking crazy! This is a teachable moment for that mom to tell her kid ‘Well other people, esp celebrities don’t have to give you what you want just because you ask and really like…

Ever shop at Costco? There’s a reason why their workers are affable and content, they are paid a living wage with health care benefits. It shouldn’t be a difficult concept to grasp, but many retailers in America fall short.

Taylor has been in the public spotlight since she was a teenager, too. Imagine the pressure from paparazzi and media to keep the same figure you had when you were 17. Ugh.

Maybe it’s because I went to a public school, but when I went to high school, we didn’t engage in that sort of beha......

i think this happens at every high school in the entire world. teens are rude assholes, news at 11

You do know he’s due in court for raping a 13 year old? Somehow, it doesn’t matter. Yet emails are more important...

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

“high-quality programming” (the AAP doesn’t define what it means by that, but it clearly doesn’t want young children to be watching any old garbage) and that parents should watch it along with their children to help them understand what they’re seeing.

I read that comment quickly and somehow assumed he was making fun of climate change denial. My mistake. I think this meme encapsulates the problem pretty well.