Great article. Tim played basketball the right way and retired the right way too.

From a lifetime Spurs fan...thanks for the ride, Timmy.

Fear of never working in football again can be a powerful motivator for some. Still scumbags.

We had a priest at the Catholic church I grew up in who was a kiddy diddler. Or so I’ve heard. I don’t know that from experience because apparently I wasn’t good enough for him.

When you get a lovely spine injury from one of the idiots at the rally throwing fucking cinder blocks off a bridge, yeah I would probably not support this group either. This group in Minnesota injured 10+ police officers and 25+ pedestrians. So please help me understand why these officers were in the wrong? I wouldn’t…

Next time you need a cop, call a member of the Minnesota Lynx.

I hope the next time you need one they’ll be too fragile to help you.

So why not put All Lives Matter on the shirt?

God bless America.

“There’s a cultural desert there.”

Whoever said this was the magic number is dead wrong.

This happens all the time. DUI driver thinks “I’ll just say a couple of drinks, I can’t lie that much”. If you tell a cop that you drink even one beer, you are out doing sobriety tests. The point is, deny, deny, deny or remain silent even if you know you’re fucked up.

U mad bro?

Prozac may help with that anger problem.

You’re so “not envious” that you took the time out of your day to tell me so, and to wish me good luck. How kind. Altruism never fails to impress me with its coat of many colors.

...Ramona is now a Democrat enclave?
Who knew?

I agree with the “No Hillary” and the hybrid sticker. More gas for me :) .

Grow up, sonny, and hike up those drawers. Your envy is on display. In 14 months, I have never exceeded appropriate speed in parking lots, nor have I ever disengaged the MSP traction and stability control.

Of course, I knew that would rile a certain contingent of readers, but it’s true nonetheless. My JiffyLube does a fine job on my other cars, and the tech—not named “Cletus”, incidentally—is respectful and very cautious. The factory recommends oil changes once a year or every 12K, and the dealer uses that annual as an…

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