@Allen Buck: Your right brown colored animated creatures aren't smart enough to use any kind of smart phone.

I have a worker that changes her signature every day and it’s always a quote or misquote that sucks or a bible passage. This drives me crazy.

I have a worker that changes her signature every day and it’s always a quote or misquote that sucks or a bible passage. This drives me crazy.

@CaptnStarbring: No they won't, this is real life not a movie. I just amazed they didn't put a bullet in his head, it would have been cheaper.

@chickdigger802: Nope she is a 4 fingered mutant with a tip missing.

Please quit calling this art. It's just stupid and this guy is not an artist. Artist's should get together and kick this guys ass for calling himself an artist.

@leozuck: Yes it "Micro-Bash Bashcraft"

The problem with this list is the State may allow it, like Alaska, but all local laws prohibit the use of Fireworks or sale, except in one town and that's a 6 hr drive.

@Nightskyre: A random statement for someone that is overly concerned for the relationship of celebrities that change wives and husbands more than a prostitute changes sex partners. Try 30 year old humor.

@GitEmDoneSteveDave:

@ChickenPotDicks: you’re going that route she doesn’t need to be a girlfriend, just a girl that doesn’t know where she is or how she got there.

The fix for this is to buy the new iPhone 4 that will be released in 6 months and everyone will because that was they do.

Hi, I’m building a time machine but I don’t have any money, because I went to college and I smoke an ass ton of weed, so I really can do anything but I’m just a kid 35 and still live with my mom, so for a good cause send me some money because there is really no other good causes to send money to.

@Nightskyre: Sandra Bullock is a dirty whore.

I fixed my iPhone 4 and made a bunch of money in the process. I returned it.

@snitch: No I just bought a 500.00 phone so by comparison a, less than a cent piece of rubber for 30 bucks is nothing really who expects thing to work right anyway and it’s Apple so I will drink whatever they tell me to drink.

@Kyang: thats my ex wife.

@Skeptical_Geezer: Yes it is and as a speed tailor "power sergeing" is not for the weak and should not be attempted while on narcotics.

All I can think about is Richard (Dick) Gaywood Cuping tightly.