Little did the Make-A-Wish people know "Millennium Falcon" was the stage name of a striper that lived next door.

@pagercam: Well just go some type of cancer and contact the Make-A-Wish people and I bet you could get one to.

I like how they gave them stools and a little table to make them look even more out of place.

I can’t think of a group of people I would rather rob than a line full of Apple users. It’s not like they would fight back, maybe fake death or go into the fetal position making it harder to kick them but still a good time and the rest of the line would just watch and wait their turn to get robed, like fish in a…

These lines to get these new products are where Soylent Green should come from.

@atkailash: Of course it was racism, all white people are racist.

Is this Spaceballs 2!

The chick is dating a lion? They allow lions on the site. What if a chick gets lion sperm?

@MagImpalor: Is fly-fishing hard?

They better have a wireless version.

Your title to the article is in correct. A geek would buy thing that are functional and technologically superior to everything else no matter the cost. The things listed are what a douche bag with too much credit would get sold to him or her by a geek that would then make fun of said douche bag after he left the…

Now that I have kids the Lego's are everywhere and I just stepped on one this morning, ahhhhh it's just like when I was a kid.

@JabbaB: Was Toy Story 3 sad? I know Jesus, right.

@Fulgurite: are you kidding humans won't die off, the earth has been trying to get rid of us for years and were still here like a fungus. Well mother nature you want a fight will give you a fight how about a zillion barrels of oil right to the baby maker. I love it.

@Xagest: and it's screw'in mother nature.

@JabbaB: Whatever the iPhone 4 is coming out. Who cares I don't live anywhere near the gulfcoast.

@Patrick Benjamin: Why are you typing like this.

My kids just finished watching the cartoon, OK I watched too and it is really good, thank you Netflix streaming. This movie looks great.

@goodl1fe: Then you could hack an Augmented reality winshield display and make the person see thing. Or have Zombies everywhere and you have to hit them with your car to win. Sweat.

@rbagheera: America never had rainforests to cut down.