It correctly describes what the man was convicted of: sex trafficking.

You say bag of dicks like it’s a bad thing.

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Nice Guys™ almost always tell you how nice they are. Very Nice Men are just actually very nice and don’t have to tell you how nice they are.

oh. you know.

My loins doth betray me.

I haven’t watched but I really really hope Michael dies.

Another cute pic of my fave boys.

One time on the reservation I saw a dog that looked like a little bear. A lot of people were wondering if it really was a bear. The question was never resolved and the bear-dog never tried to eat anyone so we let it go.

If anything, everyone’s first concern should be that poor kid’s goddamn name. Boomer???

This is a most satisfying expression of disgust for a Sunday morning. 10/10.

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

Headline does not mention whether or not love is dead. I'm now not sure how to feel.

i am so excited for the battle for the north i can barely contain myself

I fucking love Wun Wun, and Tormund, and if either of them die I am going to actual cut D&D.

I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

An actual baby wins a stand-up comedy contest.

Ok, which would you rather bang as your first time? Maybe that’s the crux of the argument. Michael just seems like he’d be sloppy. Rafael is already fantasizing about giving head. No contest.