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By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

It’s a well-known fact that psychopaths are obsessed with pants-zipping.

“Finally, they the “Comprehensive Assessment of Sadistic Tendencies,” which also sounds like something they could use on OkCupid and Tinder.”

Putin is a “mans man”. He grew up fighting bears and tigers and things. Obama grew up smoking weed and playing beach volleyball with the other white kids in Hawiai.

I wonder if he will let me ride his bear.

guys look vladimir has a kinja account

This is in incredibly poor taste and not funny.

Matt McGorry is quickly rising up my list of celebrity crushes. Terrible character on OITNB not withstanding, he is pretty much everything I could hope for in a man.

The best thing about Jez lately is how progressively grumpy Madeleine Davies has been getting. I love it.

It's not even about the children I think this is an ILLUMINATI PLOT targeting ONLY ME and it's sole purpose is to make me puke and pass out from panic attacks

- “Spending the Weekend on the Couch in My Underwear Browsing the Internet Mindlessly: The Motion Picture.”

In theaters right now, there are movies about:

This is everything I was feeling about this fancy inconsiderate man and I feel good and right and vindicated for not wanting to see it and for scoffing in JGL’s accessibly attractive but nonetheless intimidatingly charming face. Get out of here with your French accent and your pensive, imploring gaze. I want nothing

So this reminds me of the time that I went sky diving and the entire time the I was taking in this “incredible”, “life affirming” experience all that I could think was,