kind of a #notallmen argument you’ve got there.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

Defecation

These are the only Spidey gifs I have. So I offer them here.

It’s okay, I got this.

Right? BUDDY I AM IN AWE OF YOU BUT I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU SPACE YOU’RE A WILD ANIMAL.
I sat on a rock at a beach and a sea turtle swam up and settled down for a nap right next to me and I felt like a goddamn mermaid. And not once did it occur to me that I should try riding it. I mean, I took a picture because duh…

I feel like we need to get the butter-boner together with the guy who fucked the bread dough. For science or something.

It puts them all on the same level so that the virgins won’t realize how awful these dudes are at the sex thing.

/a girl with a pelvic tattoo walks into frame

THATS NOT WHAT PORN SAYS

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

so,

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

1) Why wouldn’t she start talking about a maternity leave?

Perhaps she thought they had a closer relationship and was excited to share her news. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯