dandilyn likes to say “Starbucks” instead of online. I keep telling him that while technically true, it’s more embarrassing.

My hair is just like me. It just sort of lies there lethargically. Indifferent to the world.

They not only are racist as hell for assuming it was a bomb, but if they truly believed it was a bomb then they also underestimated his intelligence because they clearly assumed it wouldn't work or else they'd have evacuated the school. They are a bunch of shitty, dumb, racist assholes.

I think he had an intent.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

WWJD?

Somewhere in this forgettable dribble she said she took mushrooms to spice up her sex life since her husband looked at porn and it made her feelings go Wah WAH for the wahanbulance

“more insufferable mom blogging” is the funniest possible reaction to this piece, i love it

I read the whole thing, I wish I didn’t.

I strongly suspect you don’t have much experience with Harvard students.

Now women can fully share in the experience of being entitled Harvard assholes.

According to the New York Times, the organization refused Harvard’s demands they start admitting women back in 1984.

Manslation: “We have noticed that there are women in the workplace who are not our secretaries. In fact, they purport to be our colleagues. Upon several harsh reminders bestowed upon many of our alumni by various courts in the last 30 years, we have deemed it appropriate that our members to become accustomed to…

“There is a strong sense that it’s an idea whose time has come, given the role of women in the classroom and the world of work after Harvard,” John Hanson, vice president of the Spee’s graduate board, told the NYT.

I had a 3-carat ring once.