She’d be held accountable for shooting someone...if it’s a white guy.

A more likely theory is that because sex has been so consistently unrewarding for so many straight women, they’re not responding positively to anything because there is no psychological reinforcement of this equal pleasure.

“I believe we have to moralize the country, purify public life and strengthen cultural, moral and spiritual values.”

Right? This bit was so upsetting...

even with the curiously timed release of the Russia shit

95% of people paid to talk about politics have no idea what they are talking about, and are completely unable to place anything about the current political moment in contemporary or historical context.

It’s almost as if Ashley has forgotten who voted for Trump in 2016.

I assume they want to see themselves finally represented in the highest office in the nation. Not sure why that’s worthy of criticism.

You’re also a cunt. :) 

“He was so clever and treated conversation like a friendly competition that he had to win,” she writes of the Grammy winner.

Today, I look at that comparison and think: Hillary Clinton was a really underrated politician. 

And of course the media reports on him as “Mueller’s Witness” and not “Trump’s liaison to SA royals.” No one cares about this particular person, so who can we damage by proxy? Cause most people only read headlines...

due to hideously poor planning

That’s awesome! Now if the media could keep her name out of their headlines until a Dem wins I’d really appreciate it. Cause I have a mini heart attack any time I see her mentioned. For obvious reasons. 

I disagree that they’re all too old for this. Jordyn is 22. 19/20/21 when it all went down. This is the exact drama early 20-somethings would get in.

Cool that means we can ban men from whatever we feel like, right? Men are dangerous AF. Much better if businesses didn’t allow them on the property. If they need things they can order online or go to the stores with a female chaperone.

Also happens if you’re a side sleeper. I usually wake up with some hip or knee pain from sleeping on my side. :/

Also I put actual half and half in my coffee every morning. And Dean makes some excellent dairy-based dips. 

Eh, not really. Maybe a really good quality convection toaster oven. But imo even a cheap air fryer does a better job getting it crispy all over, and it’s faster.

I learned pretty quickly that you can’t put dry breading on things for an air fryer. If he seasoned the wings and put them in plain they would have been great.