Oh man, that sounds magnificent. I love a malty, strong black tea.

Listening to that the other day, I was in awe of the interviewer’s restraint... They let the ICE agent condemn himself with his own words. And boy oh boy, did he ever tell on himself. :/

Oh gosh, this looks so tasty. There’s a tragic lack of fresh oyster mushrooms where I live at the moment, unless I want to forage for ‘em myself (which would be an option if it had rained recently, which it hasn’t). Would reconstituted dehydrated oysters work well enough, or should I just go with some baby ‘bellas?

Oo, nice! Egg is a non-optional ramen addition to me. I eat ramen for lunch at work fairly often (don’t judge me!) and I’ve got a whole system worked out where I fill a mug with water and drop the egg in, nuke it for a minute+50 seconds ‘til it’s just barely setting (DON’T do this if the egg is at all damaged; it’ll…

I support this headcanon. Pop culture needs more trans dude icons... why not this swole cat?

Oh, clotted cream. I fell for it during a too-brief trip to England in my youth, and now I yearn for it every time I bake scones (which is often). Gonna have to make a batch, if I can find non-ultra-pasteurized heavy cream; in this land of Walmarts and Dollars General, that might require a bit of a drive.

This seems like a good place to mention that I spotted Premium Peach-Mint KitKats at an import store recently and just had to buy a package, for obvious reasons. Aside from being the perfect dessert for an impeachment-themed party, those lil fuckers are absolutely delicious. I think there’s freeze-dried peach powder…

I recently stayed at an AirB&B that, as it turned out, had an Echo in pretty much every room... but I didn’t notice that fact until my husband said the word “Amazon” and the nearest one suddenly started talking to us.

Any time! :) 

Ah, yeah, I’m sure the history and use of the terms probably varies quite a bit depending on the language you’re using.

I’m seeing some confusion about the whole bisexual vs. pansexual thing, so I’m pasting my response here too in hopes it’ll be a bit more visible.

Bisexuality is the older term of the two, and has long been used to refer to attraction to both one’s own gender and other genders (including, potentially, nonbinary genders). The term “pansexual,” as used in the modern sense, is a more recent one.

Catching y’all half-dressed and looking flushed would quite probably cure your kids of this habit for good...

Yeah, like, I get being fascinated by cannibalism in the abstract, esp. like its role in various cultures and historical events, but...

She apparently wants to kill and eat rapists/pedos/murderers, ala the Hannibal TV show. (She even had a tattoo of the mask from Silence of the Lambs.) Yup... 

Incredibly, no — she apparently wants to kill and eat rapists/pedos/murderers, ala the Hannibal TV show. (She even had a tattoo of the mask from Silence of the Lambs.) 

This was much more satisfying than my previous hook-up-trip attempt, which happened back in college. I was a virgin who really wanted to be done with the whole virgin label, so I road-tripped from mid-Indiana to Chicago during the January break to visit my pal Mark. I stayed the night with a cousin of mine who was…

I literally just got back from doing exactly that.

You’ve sent me on a recipe-hunting quest! Is this the French Toast recipe you’re referencing? Baking after frying seems like a brilliant strategy.

Mike Moon’s straight-up insane. A couple years back he tried to establish a memorial to aborted fetuses at the Missouri capitol building. He’s a time-wasting troll, and I really want to kick the jackasses who voted him into office.