I’m a woman who sometimes enjoys being lightly, consensually choked during sex. It’s kind of like watching a horror movie — it allows you to experience something dangerous in a controlled way, which is kind of a thrill if you’re into it.

I was going to bring up Hollownight as well! Those maps aren’t quite as mazelike as this game’s appear to be (though there are tricky sections), but they are dense with secrets and delights. And it definitely rewards backtracking after you get a new skill.

10. the built-in cheeto pouch

It sounds like it’ll involve a fair amount of political machinating between the action scenes, which could be dull for a 7-year-old. (Haven’t seen it yet myself but that’s what I’ve heard.)

What’s your favorite bit? Mine’s the little white tip (shush) — the texture’s slightly different and it tastes creamier to me.

Yeah, that’s pretty normal.

Oh lord, you’re absolutely right.

Sometimes it was hard to parse what was forbidden because it wasn’t godly enough and what was forbidden because my mom was prone to nightmares as a kid and assumed that my siblings and I were equally susceptible.

Yeah, conservative Christian parents make for an interesting childhood. The only TV mine would let me watch were the kids shows on PBS, and even then Dragontails was forbidden because magic, and Wishbone was forbidden because sometimes it covered scary books...

I can’t say anyone’s ever asked to see mine, but it’s unobtrusive and not immediately recognizable as a wedding/engagement ring.

Oh god, that’s bad.

Of course I would. For science. Why torture a fish dude when you could get your data from banging? (And that ass!)

The excellent (though not Met-level) St. Louis Art Museum is free to all — there’s just a charge to get into special exhibitions, which is fair, tbh.

That’s Barbarella, the trippiest, weirdest, most futuristic softcore porn you’ll ever watch.

Now that’s an interesting idea!

there are many downsides to living in middle-of-nowhere Missouri, but the lack of non-AGGRESSIVELY AMERICAN eating options has to be in the top three. :(

This is life-changing information (or at least it would be, if I still flew through O’Hare all the time). Thank you!

Nice! I’m already hungry for whatever y’all are serving up.

QUITE SO.