I used to be so happy going to zoos. Now they just make me sad...

The only good idea I’ve heard in a long time is getting rid of hard helmets and going back to the old-school soft helmets. In theory, it would make players protect their own heads rather than thinking a piece of plastic will do it for them.

I quit last year. Watched the 3rd quarter of the Super Bowl at the airport. It was the best decision of my life.

I am shocked that people think someone dying on the field in an NFL game would have much effect beyond all teams wearing a black patch or something on their sleeves for the remainder of the regular season.  

To all the angry charger fans:

The most popular football teams in Los Angeles:

I grew up here in Yuma. Pretty much exactly halfway between San Diego and what would become the home of the Cardinals. This was Chargers country (save for the Raider fans, of course). Nobody here really gave a damn about the Cards until U of Phx Stadium happened and suddenly they were worth bandwagoning.

I’m not an economist, but Noll and Szymanski are. (It’s my journalism degree that I got from a vending machine.)

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.

“The kid that threw the avocados never played for me”

I mean, I do not understand the Kap situation. Does anyone know how much money he’s looking for? Shit, lets just say he wants to be the highest paid 2nd stringer in the league. Shouldn’t about 20 teams be blowing up his phone?

It’s like the last fan said: I enjoy (yes, actually enjoy) my Mets and Islanders fandom so much, a Jets Super Bowl would just be a general “meh” for me anyway. So Super Bowl 88 will just have to be another day for me lol.

It would be a smart idea for you to shut the fuck up and go back to fixing the Slurpee machine.

I, for one, would like to take a moment to publicly thank the NY Jets for curing my NFL addiction.

Made it for the third-straight year! Woohoo. This was the full portion of the simple, “Fuck the Jets” line:

How’s this for a metric: LeBron would have won 10 titles if he got to play with Shaq in his prime.

You mean the same Lebron who is 2-0 in NBA finals game 7's and defeated a 73 win team on the road. You mean the same kobe who was terrible in game 7 of the finals and shot 6-24. Oh ok. This couldn’t be any more false or dumb if it was written by trump himself.

Yeah, but if you consider Rose’s maturity level throughout his life, he was really the same age as this 15 year old girl, maybe even younger!

Rose was quick to point out he never had sex with the teen aged daughters of fans of his own team.