I heard if a foul ball from Tebow lands in your cup it will immediately turn to wine.

“Please...thats our job.” -Nats.

Perhaps if Turner was more focused on baseball instead of trying to fuck Brienne of Tarth their winning streak would still be in tact.

If my neighbor was shooting things in his front yard like that I’d tell anyone who was listening that he’s the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being who ever lived. Then I would call my realtor.

Kids today, smh. I realize this might not get you a lot of ‘likes’ on social media but when I was younger we’d record ourselves doing ‘drive-by fundamentals challenges’ on people’s driveways. Can you execute a sound chest pass? Can you correctly switch on D? Can you box out for a rebound? And then we’d take the VHS…

it’s generally a bad thing to commit violence when you don’t get what you want.

Looks like a great way for white kids to just have some good clean fun and black kids to get shot by police.

Youre blocking my driveway, so let me destroy the tires, so you cant move from blocking my drive way. Makes sense...

You are paying to have the access to further buy season tickets. That is all it gives you access, like to a club you are paying to get in but sill have to buy drinks inside.

Looks fun. Can’t possibly end well.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

It’s like paying a cover to get into the grocery store to spend money.

I’m against this just like how I’m against shopping at stores that require memberships (like sams club or Costco). Why would I pay you in order to give you money?

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Clyde Frazier pops up from behind: You better be flossing and glossin!

Worst of all, he isn’t a teen!

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

Is that a sectional?

Pretty disgusting, mysoginistic behavior from Keith Hernandez. What a damn shame, it’s 2017, and he’s making comments like this? I thought we would be past this. This just shows you what happens when you have an industry dominated by men; you get this kind of filth on our airwaves. You know, I have one question for…

Keith Hernandez? I DESPISE HIM.