So you’re fine with everyone across the globe who have pensions or any other form of asset-backed retirement fund losing everything?

Sounds like something someone from Arkansas would say

I got scared when I saw the headline, but when I read on I went, “Eh. Sounds like Arkansas’ problem.”

A guy asks for something unique and two staff recommend BMWs?!?!?

I am disappointed in all of you. There is a history of bad decisions here and to reinforce that I submit the Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio. Bonus is that there are probably almost none anywhere near there.

Yeah, the snow is thigh-deep outside my house. I am not listening to someone from motherfucking Georgia talk about winter, no matter how much I want to bless their hearts.

Never have I been so angry about being an American. 

You’re right, but in those dealers’ defense, the Fleetwood was FWD through 1993. It’s easy to imagine a dealer who sells 26-year-old cars being a little lax or misinformed about mechanical details that don’t matter to the typical customer.

Those were actually FWD though...

Holy shit, thanks for the tip!

The list is:

This looked like fun but I refuse to click through a slideshow. This is Jalopnik, not Popsugar.

10 years ago a GMC Vandura was sent to auction by a charitable for a crime they didn’t commit. This van promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the winning buyer, it survives a #vanlife of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if…

To be fair, not every light on the BMW’s dash is illuminated.

They will blow it one way or another. Either the dealers, or like the ATS and CTS, an otherwise great car that is hamstrung by dumb design decisions, like the ATS being too small and cramped, and both of them having crap interiors.

Slideshow = nope

When I see “Call for price!” on a dealer website it’s a great reason to close that tab and go to a different dealer.

Completely unrelated side note, man that 3 series is ugly.

My exact thought process on this one:

yo there are way too many states.