Fuck Roy Moore.

...as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

“I was fairly surprised...out 12 birds, ten of them actually survived being dropped out of an airplane?”

Cut them some slack. Not many people realize that Die Hard was an adaptation of Wuthering Heights.

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

Kidding aside, Jerry’s strengths and weaknesses are one and the same thing. He became the NFL Shadow Commissioner because he really is what Donald Trump pretends to be: he’s a conniving, ruthless snake with a penchant for young women, but is nevertheless able, through relentlessness, charisma and force of personality,…

Looks like something Dirk Pitt would drive

Too late. He already traded it for this:

Torch, youre an illuminating individual. This makes way more sense than my idea of finding a planet with life so that we could harvest their bones.

You were really Brocking the system there.

I once got a job working as a house supervisor from the 3-11 shift at a group/halfway house. I was a kid, a few years out of college and had lost my last job due to ‘politics, man’/being dangerously unqualified, and now here I was, trying to maintain order among people just beginning to readjust to life back in…

Update: He has already thrown an interception in the game, which will be played Sunday at 1:00pm EST.

I suppose our economic sanctions with Iran are also going to be a factor for why Ford and Toyota won’t be losing any sleep

Right because Uber makes any sense at all. Sorry man, I have an MBA, and Uber’s valuation is baffling. People are setting fire to barrels of money in the hope that somehow they will eventually manage to remove the human element (drivers) and build a giant fleet of autonomous cars while also staying ahead of everybody…

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

It’s a fucking Honda Element.

10/10 would buy tomorrow. Please jam a near-useless third row in it.

That would actually require the SAAB to run ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I just had a near Rincewind experience.” —Death

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.