Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Stop making me listen to people like Dana White and Joe Rogan? I get that you don’t want a buttoned up dork like Joe Buck calling the fights, but do you have to get a talking can of Axe Body spray?

Dana White needs to go, they need a better fight matchmaker, and they need a guy that promotes their champs from top to bottom. On top of that, lose the Reebok scam and actually pay the fighters.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Hey guys, we found the asshole of the day.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Orloved. FIFY.

Auto-Journalist overestimates driving ability in a car with no power; in next article bemoans lack of power in newly announced car.

I have no quarrel with either fighter cooking up this foolishness in order to get paid. That’s what they do for their livelihoods. But a commission’s function is to oversee the safety of fighters performing in their its state, and to at least demand a simulacrum of parity on the part of the participants. Approving…

I don’t want to brag, but I am an absolute savage in the immediate vicinity of an 8 foot rim. I’ll never get into heaven after the things I’ve done.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

Headifold in German is “Kopfbrecher.” I think that could work.

Yes. Decidedly. Watched initially and then just couldn’t any more. Total trainwreck.

The 944S had a 2.5L 16v motor (same block as the 8v, new head) 188hp

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

When I worked in brand equity we had a phrase that went like this, “Consumer perception is your reality, you can’t improve people seeing you as unique by telling everyone you’re unique. You have to actually be unique.”

Huh. These look like a bunch of dumb fun, but since I’m an owner/operator of a healthy, full-size adult male penis, I’ll never be able to drive one of these Compensators comfortably.

Oh, that’s a bad miss.

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really long because you have to constantly go over the same spots. Just use a real razor.

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really…