I was about 18 or 19 and dating my first serious girlfriend. My parents went away for some reason and I was housesitting for them. She had recently gotten really into the idea of receiving oral sex (I was her first serious boyfriend too and it took about nine months or so for me to get somewhat decent at giving it and…

I recently had an abcess on the side of my balls the size of a golf ball, and the doctors wouldn’t touch it with a blade because of it’s position, so I went through rounds of antibiotics while being unable to move without screaming in pain. My scrotum became so inflamed that it basically ate my dong, you couldn’t even…

When I was pregnant, due to fertility issues I had to insert a little jelly bean of specialist-doctor-prescribed, plant-based progesterone (made from some kind of tree nuts) up my coos a few times a day for the first 12 weeks of the pregnancy to “feed” the embryo. Anyway I could go into why that was (it’s medically…

I had an ovarian teratoma. It’s a usually benign tumor that can grow to a large size. Mine was about six inches when it was finally removed. This kind of thing, also called a dermoid cyst, is there from birth according to my surgeon. I happened to see the photos from the surgery. Mine had very long hair, teeth, some…