I would much rather we save lives (avoiding funerals!) than worrying about having pretty ones. If you are more concerned about having an attractive corpse, that’s fine, but there’s no reason to give organ donations to people who aren’t willing to have the same generosity.

Alternatively, if you’re going 35 in a 55 and everyone else is going 55, speed the fuck up. You’re a hazard to yourself and others at that difference.

Mmhm.

I never use my phone when I drive. I’m not trying to hold the wheel, my phone, and my beer; that’d be irresponsible.

The safety tie makes him invincible in a shop environment.

Ferrari 412:

Factually incorrect.

This is a whole bunch of “Who gives a crap”...

Yeah but 2 stars in Europe is like 4 stars in Dominican republic.

Mazda 20b

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

You have to talk to other people to be dishonest

I’ve met more dishonest police than engineers in my life.

/flamesuit on

This sounds like Clarkson got tired of being told “you can’t do that because lawsuit” and decided to just go over the top with it to make the BBC look pedantic and envious.