“The Boxcar Fraulein”

No, it’s “Let the bruh who is unstoned cast the first sin.”

The best/worst day ever was when I realized I developed a latex allergy.

Polyisoprene/Polyethaline condoms are the way to go, with the benefit of being stronger/thinner, allowing for more heat/friction based sensation. Additional benefit of not having a latex smelling vag (or a latex allergy).

PSA for ladies who find most condoms hurt - you may have a slight reaction to the latex. I used to find condoms somewhat painful until I tried non-latex, and I’m never going back. They’re more expensive, but totally worth it.

Great piece!

Perfectly sums up the many problems with this

Mark, I agree with every damn word of this article, which is not something I always say about your stuff. Breast cancer patient RIGHT here, used to have a fantastic rack. Not even a tiny bit charmed by this thinly-veiled BonerQuest dressed up like cancer awareness.

Ya know, if I can go for the better part of a decade without sex, I'm sure you can wait out a 15 minute car ride.

Ok you guys, so...

This is something I'm slowly realizing. My life dream was to be married to a great guy with an amazing career and I'd just take care of him. That was it. All I wanted. And then at 30 and a failed 9 year relationship I realized that it wasn't going to happen. So I went to grad school and started doing the types of…

Yes, there is that awkward hurdle you need to get over at some point. But taking your time, talking with her and joking around with her first makes it easier. It comes down to allowing her to be part of the process. That's all I'm saying. Using pressure tactics, and sending her a drink blindly is one of them, simply…

I had measles three times in a twelve month period and it was horrible. I just had to lie in a dark room, sniffling to myself, and at night I had to get wooly mittens taped to my hands because I scratched in my sleep. People kept asking my mum to have measles parties, but I was so miserable she said it didn't seem…

My secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They're just more trouble than they're worth.

I always have time to take out the trash, son

Her soul and self-worth. So lumpy.

...hostility to women, meaning, the researchers say, "resentment, bitterness, rejection sensitivity, and paranoia about women's motives."

Many moons ago, I rekindled an awesomely steamy relationship with an ex, only to find out two weeks into it that he was living with a new girlfriend. He picked me up one night, we went out, then as he was driving me home I asked him to stop at a convenient store for cigarettes. When we got to my house, I told him that…

Yes she does because she didn't do anything that was wrong.

@amolad