This is precisely why we say all cops are bastards. These police murdered a man, lied about it, and they’re superiors did absolutely everything they could to cover it up.

Joe Rogan is the patron saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.

The GOP vote for a Dem bill because it is good for the country or even their constituents? No way in hell.

God you are stupid 

Holy fuck learn fucking English you illiterate white trash. 

And yet again. The cops and police department lied and faced zero consequences. 

members didn’t just poke fun at the boomer like they normally do. They actually helped the man to the tune of over $35,000.

HI DAVID THAMK FOR READING THE EMAIL ONE OV US SENT YA, GARY IS A SWELL GUY. I CRANKED MY AIR COMPRESSOR FOR HIM TO

Yep. This isn’t a heartwarming tale, this is a damning indictment of our healthcare system and the effects of weak labor protections.

All of this because he lives in a country where the cost of healthcare would kill him otherwise. This is all great and warm and fuzzy, but let’s not forget that this would not be necessary in a country with a working healthcare system for its citizens. 

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Inhumanity is a core GOP value.

One of the traits of whiteness is not realizing when you are out of your depth.

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

*sighs for 30 minutes straight*

Excuse me, but WTF is the problem? They’re married. Jesus didn’t say shit about having an OnlyFans! Being Christian must be hard.

By my math, this young woman had two children before she was even a legal adult

By my math, this young woman had two children before she was even a legal adult—it’s staggering to think of how profoundly our society failed her and her children, that she had to leave her children alone in a motel to go work a job. It is shameful that this kind of shit is so common.