Not only that, but he promised to join the party after the 2016 election and then reneged on that promise.

He’s a snake oil salesman.  Grifters gonna grift.  

He shouldn’t be the Democratic Party candidate for president.

I didn’t vote for Sanders in the primaries because I didn’t think there was enough of a there there with many of his ideas, and the idea that he’d actually be able to get anything accomplished seemed pretty small. He’s a ranter, which can be good, but POTUS needs more than a ranter - it needs someone that understands…

It’s amazing that his positions galvanized a new generation of activism and have pushed the Democratic field to the left. He is demanding many things that we sorely need. I also agree that responsible adults must compartmentalize to some degree when it comes to political candidates - you won’t like EVERYTHING about…

Bernie has fought for progressive causes all his life.  Terrific.  Let him continue to do so from the Senate.  Or as an elder statesman in the private sector.  He shouldn’t be the Democratic Party candidate for president.

He is a forty-four year old man with bangs in his eyes. Of course he is a tool. That’s tool-hair. Ask around.

Ma’am, ma’am...this is a Wendy’s.

Born on third base and somehow still lost.

I am hoping with all my soul that this will be like American Idol for the finale episode and all these delightfully D- and C-list celebs sing a group number together, unmasked. Like a big, messy We Are The World, but just some terrible pop song with no cause. 

Maybe next she could show her children how to pay an American Express bill.

My body is ready. 

Wait, I thought this was the Kominsky Method.

I am here for all these sentiments in all their fine forms. When I want your attention, there won’t be any question about it.

I am short, grey-haired, and about to turn 54. I am therefore completely invisible. Even the weirdos and the drunks ignore me now because there’s no mileage in trying to score a cheap laugh by trying to scare a woman over 50: apparently I’m scarier than they are, just by dint of date of birth.

I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.

I firmly believe that the national business model for PP is to hire ‘em young and idealistic and CHEAP, work them into the GROUND, and then expect them to leave for better working conditions elsewhere. This creates an environment of near constant turnover. The money spent on TRAINING alone could account for raises…

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y…

Only the second worst ghost dad.