I don’t like the narrative of today’s society,

When I was deployed to Afghanistan, I spent the first year I was there living with the Afghan army with two other soldiers from my unit. I had a dog named Sasha that would sleep under the stairs of my hut for shade during the day, which was awesome because I was on night shift and she guarded the door while I slept…

I dropped deceased sea anemones that I had been rotting in a bag in the sun, down someone’s cabin air intake once, it’s the worst smell possible and won’t wash off your hand for a couple of days... without the purposeful rotting, with it it’s a life long smell.

It’s amazing how these things happen (I’ve seen similar where somebody clearly was 100% in the wrong and they flip out on you) but sometimes a switch flips in people and they just lose all capacity for rational thought. They just flip the fuck out. As a former angry teen, I know how that can be.

I buy a nonrunning project car for $700.

I love articles like this. I love the way they set up this bullshit Kobayashi Maru series of tests that white people supposedly need to go through to attain the acceptance of the black community. Also, I doubt there is anyone so white that they need the term “the cookout” explained to them. Finally, on the…

Maybe, although I’d also call the first Countach (without all the body panelling that came later) beautiful.

Fascists. That’s who does that.

I’m a happily married man. I love my wife, would never cheat on her, and am perfectly content with the idea that we will be together forever. In her, I have found the perfect woman that no other could compare to. So I’m not interested in cheap T&A.

If they got work in films, the studio would probably just have them spend all their time airbrushing Batman’s nipples or making Superman’s cape darker. This way, they have their unfettered design freedom... and poverty.

If you want real answers and them to be engaged, I highly suggest avoiding the typical questions that every other journalist is going to ask - avoid Top Gear and the new show in general, and instead ask them things that will drive real conversation.

Designed in 1998, this top-flight LMP1 prototype was cancelled once with a turbo flat six, restarted again using a modified V10 from a failed Porsche F1 project, then cancelled once more in a secret deal with Audi.

Yep, that’s a Crosstour ass. But that’s ok. Sometimes you think you see your wife at her family reunion and go up behind her and squeeze her butt. Sometimes it turns out it’s actually her niece. You just gotta get there early so before you have to wait in the car you can get a burger, a brat, and a beer in, before…

Yuck.

I made a graviton diode once. When I let it loose it zipped away from the Earth. Based on it’s mass, it was approaching .8c sometime last year on its way out of the galaxy. Not going to build another one. Too hard to hang on to.

The Pontiac Aztek was used by drug runners because the lines and creases of the vehicle make it invisible to the radars.

It may not be the fastest car on the grid. But represents what racing is all about. Persistence, innovation and hard work. A team with a small budget and mediocre equipment can produce a car capable of fending off the engineering of bigger teams and be a staple of the f1 mid field. Marching up every season since the…

After 9/11 happened one of our goals as a country was to move on with our lives and to reflect upon what happened. I think getting some nookie in a plane bathroom on the 10th anniversary says "fuck you terrorists. You flew a plane into a building 10 years ago but I'm flying my dong into my girlfriend today".