There’s a pretty intense irony in a San Francisco band declaring “We built this city on rock!” given that a huge chunk of the city is built on either sand dunes (the Richmond, the Sunset), drained swamp (the Mission), or landfill (most of the Financial District, almost all of SoMa, the Marina).

Knowing where every bullet lands and giving a fuck are wildly different things.

If only there was a nonviolent way for NFL players to peacefully protest what’s happening to minorities in America in a way that would garner mass media attention.

It’s a decent defense, but....we all know he won’t actually improve. I mean, come on. Let’s be serious.