I STILL DON’T KNOW WHO COREY FELDMAN IS OR WHY WE CARE?!

I mean still sex tho.

I’m calling it: it is Dramatic Sex vs either Pets or Indoor Plumbing. I lean toward it being between Dramatic Sex vs Pets but my gerbil is a little terror made of endless shit and indoor plumbing is just awesome.

This is strangely relevant given the article about women with too good of grades that just came out.

Can I ask why you are so enthusiastic for this? Since when, as millennials, have women not been the ones talking?

I thought this whole thing was dumb until the Unsolved Mysteries gif and now I am 100% onboard.

I don’t think he does. People keep talking about it, and maybe part of him wants to, but he knows he will be 80 and for a man that is very old. If he was Elizabeth Warren he would have a full term in him but Joe is already older than average so it could happen anytime.

We are short on guns and veterans though. We do have some but not enough.

The difference between her now and what she looked like in those days..

A former singer in a formerly famous girl group called “Danity Kane” in the late aughts/very early 2010s who now mostly posts thirsty images to her instagram where she tries to be the blonde Kim Kardashian and also solicits people to send their solicitations of her to her g-mail account.

Are we sure that is Owen’s “brunette female companion” and not “woman riding a bike somewhere in LA that happened to be nearby to Owen Wilson?”

Mila is like a female Ryan Reynolds. everyone loves how hot he is, but his real shtick that he has always tried to cultivate is comedy. I think Mila has always been funny, but just like Ryan we can never get past how much we want to bump uglies with her.

Exactly. The number of people I know (mostly men, sadly plenty of women) who are surprised when I can drive a stick in America is just awful. But in Europe every woman I know can drive a stick and when I can too they are like “WHAT AMERICAN SORCERY IS THIS NOISE?!?!”

As a woman who can drive stick and has taken offense to people who think I can’t, its different in Europe. In Europe EVERY woman who can drive knows how to drive a stick, its just the most common thing. But Americans? Europeans love to laugh at our lazy American-sticklessness.

I like this story and I think I like this man. I get that people are going to be like “white guy who opened a Mexican chain” but the story of “I just served tacos at my restaurant and one day people were like ‘fuck yah tacos’” is to me a more honest way to get into the business than “Mexican people make food and I…

I figured he died just before his replacement, Nas, released “Hip Hop is dead.” I mean people declaring that an art-form has died and become a commercial enterprise surely cannot exist in the same place, can they?

Jamie Foxx still has a career? Other than a part on Baby Driver, what has he done recently?

Don McClean is the guy who wrote “American Pie,” the song otherwise known as “the Day the Music died.” Paris is probably just hoping the old fart crokes so she can get some $$$ and be the next Real Housewife of something or the other. I don’t blame her, what else is Don McClean good for now?

Why we care about Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes? I mean this is a couple whose best days professionally were a decade ago (or more), and who really have no impact on.... anything? I mean this isn’t Beyonce and Jay-Z, or even Kim and Kanye levels of power mongering. At best, some teen who stared at pictures of Jamie Foxx…

I mean men don’t trust women when they say they’re on the pill. Condoms have kevlar re-enforcement in the polymer now.