So the routine is good: quality detergent, no-heat drying, and something to help fluff it (I like bouncy balls but I digress).

Yuup. My own grandmother, in the last year of her life, ended up buying 3 pieces of real estate costing $600,000 (essentially all her money and then a bunch of bank loans) because some asshat from her brother’s part of the family conned her into a “great investment opportunity.” When she died we found out: her estate…

Demi Lovato’s mom “would be happy” if Demi Lovato got back withWilmer Valderrama.

Yep. “So in solidarity with people who can’t stop working, we are taking the evening off.” Wow. Misogyny is solved!

Knowledge is relative though. With some exceptions (Math), most of what we learn in schools is malleable. Kids who were experts in History Class 30 years ago would fail a test today that talks about colonialism and white supremacy.

Peyton, if I learned anything from my early 20s, it’s that once you break up with someone, you should end it for good. Put Papa John’s hoodies in a trash bag, leave it in the hallway, and delete his number.

While much of this is bleak, there are still some bright spots. Many teachers said that their students are often the ones who are more understanding than their colleagues—testament to Whitney Houston’s prophetic statement that the children are indeed, the future.

Soooo, do they just like, have you show up now and then on the DeRay’s vest beat or something? Like I don’t see a lot of just one and done writers here.

Yes. It’s not big deal, just follow the directions on the label. Washers and dryers are automatic now.

I feel like the publicists role was to keep you talking about the movie, so when it went off to another direction they stepped in.

Here’s a crazy idea: why not stop asking women about diversity and ask men instead? The male producers, directors and showrunners. Not as much fun as attacking women for not being perfect.

Hi, new Jezebel writier! I see we are not getting introductions to new writers anymore. That sucks.

Maybe get more colors too? I mean trademarks are kinda 1988 amirite?

You are gross. Sorry, but you should wash it as much as you wash your clothes.

Dylan Roof did not have a prior history of violence, neither did Adam Lanza. Care to provide where you are getting your stats that mass shootings are predicted by past violence? And don’t point to domestic violence, because as Professor James Fox at Northeastern University pointed out, the “domestic violence precedes…

Actually, they don’t. Statistically speaking, there are over 10 million incidents of domestic violence a year in America, but between 2009 and 2016 only 156 incidents of gun violence preceded by domestic violence (according to Everytown for Gun Safety). Of those, in 85 of the incidents the domestic violence WAS the…

This will, unfortunately, not stop much domestic violence or even gun violence. A common talking point these days is that domestic violence is a predictor of gun violence, but statistically speaking that is not true. That idea more or less came about after people kept hearing, repeating, hearing and repeating the same…

It’s not as complicated as they keep trying to make it in an effort to obscure the fact - or at least the inference - that they’re unwilling to release control of that decision-making, even though the errors the current decision-makers are making — and their increasingly extrapolated repercussions — are glaringly…

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Ammosexuals aside, my uncle did this on Farmers Only. He really wanted to meet a woman also interested in hunting and shooting sports (he coaches a high school trap shooting team). Having a profile picture of him with his team and another picture of him with his muzzle loader was, you have to give it to him, a really…