@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Let's hope so, b/c that get-up and the expression on her face are positively cringe-worthy.

@LaComtesse: What a treat it was to open that prize - hardest I've laughed in an age. Thank you.

@♥♥♥: Well done!

#1 way to tell you're too good for him:

No.

Years ago, at the beginning of a night out, I drove past my best friend. As I passed I yelled out the car window to her: "Where do I get me some of that?!", in the butchest, most manly voice I could muster. My bf looked over, saw it was me, and laughed her ass off. But not before a woman walking just behind her…

Fuck me - that pic of Lilo is totes brutes as the kids say. She looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet. Poor fucking kid - what a mess.

@sonia: I'm pretty sure most of this article is meant to take the piss:

@that damn monkey: I'm Canadian for god sake and I fucking loved that. It would be aces if Brad Neely whipped up something about Sir John A. MacDonald.

@Plum-Pie: One of the best books of all time - now there's a writer who hasn't romanticized motherhood.

You go Danielle - Dr. Hauschka skin-care is the shit! And Frances Bean may be wise, but she can't spell worth a damn...

@ZemarSea Urchin: Midge.

@EarlyGrey: I visited a Korean bath-house in Seattle (have been a few times, actually) and had the same experience. I have never felt more beautiful, sexy and self-accepting in my life. Everybody in the joint looked gorgeous and easy in their skin - regardless of age, size or color. Loved it!

I thought it was an ad for a torture porn horror/thriller. Again - sad.

@whoneedslight: Agreed. It's just such a shame that now we've got singers who are doing all the same sorts of nonsense to their bodies that dancers and actors have for years. The Hollywood ideal is pervasive. And gross.

Buddy is a wad. I saw Ewa Podles as Jocasta a few years ago and she blew in like a ship in full sail - wearing saffron w/ a dozen tiny nymphs floating about her, carrying her hair - and when she opened her mouth I thought I was going to burst! She was most definitely the hottest thing onstage - and I doubt that…

@MizJenkins: Gastric Bypass surgery wouldn't constrict the breath, but a tummy-tuck would if it also included tightening of the abdominal muscles.

Volcanista says: "We are so quick to sum someone up by looking at their bodies before we even give them a chance to speak..."