THE CROWDING IS SO ANXIETY INDUCING.

That’s the thing, is it’s a place that definitely promotes itself as having a club vibe, so Iwouldn’t much care if people were twerking or not. There’s a whole subset of club-ish brunch places, and I think they were trying to get in on that. It would be disruptive at someplace like the Four Seasons, sure.

I mean, how would most of the patrons even see the twerking? It’s too damn crowded in there!

This whole thing is bonkers. I can absolutely understand telling people to get down off the damn furniture (as a career bartender I have yelled at people for that), but if you advertise a club vibe, just the twerking is fine, and his sexist respectability politics crap can fuck off. That said, the footage of a crowded…

Dude’s language coupled with his rant meant I would no longer patronize the establishment anyway. Kelley sounds like a bully who has issues with women and African American women in particular. There is no food worth contracting COVID for.

I love that Rudy notices this, and leans in with a “What the fuck?  Are you trying to take my job?!” comment.

That’s pretty funny, but the original is still more hilarious!

It takes a lot to out-crazy Rudy but by god we have a winner. Trumps gotta lover her performance.  America meet our new Attorney General.

I bet she thought those glasses made her look smarter.

America is done. If this jackass can get a seat at the table (doesn’t matter how long; she is testifying at the Michigan legislature), then set the whole thing on fire. They gave this fucking wack job, who was obviously not vetted, a platform. Fuck this.

This is clearly Cecily Strong as “the drunk girl you wish you didn’t start a conversation with.”

I did my senior undergrad presentation after smoking a little bit too much of the greenery. I didn’t do as bad as she did lol

How can I tell you that you are wrong when you are clearly correct?

No one can convince me that isn’t Kate McKinnon cosplaying as Victoria Jackson.

Which is scary because Nextdoor is already the Nextdoor for illiterate goons.

Karen: “I was verbally attacked!”

Alright, “grow a human dick” is now something that I 100% must use on someone in my day to day.

Ah, Nextdoor for Illiterates!

It’s times like this when “Take your swing or shut the fuck up” works wonders.

When 911 answered, she complained she was just VERBALLY attacked. Well, then, just take your butthurt feelings and just move the f* on.