Agreed. I gave up on acting because my ethnic ambiguity doesn’t make a lot of room for my face to get cast in stuff unless the ad says it’s looking for colorblind casting. And then it’s still a toss up. But being mixed race of mostly Asian, Malay, and White, I look too white for Asian characters and not white enough…

and then there’s Macy

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

Yeah that’s true.

I live in an Equity Residential complex. It’s a big company owned by a bunch of investors — that’s the “equity.” They’re terrible and I can't wait to move. This is me vaguely hoping someone does sue the crap out of them.

I don’t really understand all the excessive hate for Buzzfeed on here lately. It’s not like they offered $10k to buy untouched Vogue photos of Lena Dunham or as if they took cheap shots at Amy Pascal’s private online purchases. Don’t worry, Jez, no one is muscling in on you.

a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

To be fair I would do basically anything for a paycheck rent is expensive and so are my tastes in bourbon.

y-yeah... you’re right.

People who think they’re entitled to hug you are evil.

Excuse me while I go commit ritual suicide over the realization that I not only agree with Coulter on something but actually sympathize with her.

...when she was what, 9?? not enough nopetopuses in the world to un-hear/see/know (?) that.

Yes. What remarkable forgiveness and compassion.

Because I’d rather aspire to something resembling peace than bitterness. It’s ultimately got nothing to do with ME at all.

I was in a leadership training with him several years ago. Bill is one of the most dedicated advocates I have ever met, in my life of advocacy.

Modcloth is probably frantically copying this one as we speak

She doesn’t hate homosexuals.

OMG the EYEBROWS on that last baby! SO SRS!!!!!

but yeah little chris paul wins