When you rubbed your forehead with Jay-Z’s, it seemed like an economical transaction

I hope the plaintiffs never have to work a day in their lives again. This is shit out of a 3rd rate porno.

Maybe the issue wasn't that you were planning to write a rape scene, but that the only purpose for your rape scene was to motivate a male character. It's not the rape scene that's the problem. It's the fact that you, the author, should have more respect for your characters than to simply make them objects that you use…

BLOCKED.

I’ve been dreading day this since low rise went out. I thought we all agreed that the early 00s were going to be excised from the fashion trend cycle due to extreme awfulness? Did I dream that?

Excuse you, this is actually real. My cousin’s friend’s sister did the game of 72 after tripping on bath salts at a rainbow party following a round of the knockout game.

See, I feel like I’ve never seen anyone accuse her of being stupid, especially on Jezebel. Perhaps I’ve just missed these posts! But if so, it’s a very strange thing to accuse her of. When people take issue with her feminism (which I would agree is imperfect, but it doesn’t particularly bother me), I don’t think…

There is a great Key and Peele sketch where they’re playing those two terrible girls, and one of them tells this long “scandalous” story about an uneventful trip to Starbucks ... “and then that crazy bitch told me to have a nice day!!” “Girl are you kidding me right now!?” and they go on and on about how nuts and…

I can’t take the name of another desert and reappropriate it

Good enough to brag about it here. And surround by enough pedantic assholes to propel her into first place.

I can’t believe how worked up people get about the sizes.

I have spotify now. I will switch to Tidal when more exclusives like this drop and eventually documentaries. I hate that spotify doesn’t have the greatest hiphop and r&b collection in comparsion to rock and indie.

I am really sick of Beyonce and Nicki Minaj holding themselves out to be feminists and “powerful women” and then continuing to make videos that feed into patriarchal values and misogynistic expectations simply because they rake in money for it. Is it okay to set aside true feminist values to collect a paycheck? No.…

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

This is pretty similar, I think, to taking the remade pizza in the guy’s stead, so he doesn’t have to get yelled at by customers.

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

I get so mad when people don’t check for ID. I don’t sign my card intentionally, because I don’t mind pulling out ID so no one else can steal my cards and use them. But cashiers won’t ask for ID because it’s too inconvenient to do it every time so I can’t help but think if my credit card fell out of my purse anyone…

I love that credit card companies are so careful with your tip but meanwhile send whole countries into economic death spirals with their unethical tranched papers and crap bonds graded triple-A...

The eyes, chico, they never lie.

It’s mainly the blank eyes, I think, but the brows aren’t helping. They are GANKED. I hope she winds up in a minimum-security prison with Internet access. That girl needs Millihelen tips. Badly.