Yeah that’s true.

I live in an Equity Residential complex. It’s a big company owned by a bunch of investors — that’s the “equity.” They’re terrible and I can't wait to move. This is me vaguely hoping someone does sue the crap out of them.

I don’t really understand all the excessive hate for Buzzfeed on here lately. It’s not like they offered $10k to buy untouched Vogue photos of Lena Dunham or as if they took cheap shots at Amy Pascal’s private online purchases. Don’t worry, Jez, no one is muscling in on you.

a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

To be fair I would do basically anything for a paycheck rent is expensive and so are my tastes in bourbon.

y-yeah... you’re right.

People who think they’re entitled to hug you are evil.

Excuse me while I go commit ritual suicide over the realization that I not only agree with Coulter on something but actually sympathize with her.

...when she was what, 9?? not enough nopetopuses in the world to un-hear/see/know (?) that.

Yes. What remarkable forgiveness and compassion.

Because I’d rather aspire to something resembling peace than bitterness. It’s ultimately got nothing to do with ME at all.

I was in a leadership training with him several years ago. Bill is one of the most dedicated advocates I have ever met, in my life of advocacy.

Modcloth is probably frantically copying this one as we speak

She doesn’t hate homosexuals.

Is this a joke? There’s no way an apple product could have such a flaw.

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

This woman got caught breaking the law, and is now reporting that her citation is making her less likely to repeat the same violation. Good? I’m so confused by why she thinks she’s a victim and why this is newsworthy. STOP POURING POTABLE WATER ONTO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND.

OMG the EYEBROWS on that last baby! SO SRS!!!!!

but yeah little chris paul wins