vorundor
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vorundor

I almost bit on that you magnificent bastard.

Typical right-wing media trying to force their gun-peens down the throats of children.

Dear Ubi,

I'm still waiting for the Kotaku article that celebrates gaming's greatest feminist.

I think the most commonly cited reason is still the best one. However disturbing, drawings are not real. Banning fiction for age would also necessitate the ban of other works like Romeo and Juliet and Lolita, both classic works of fiction that involved underage female leads in erotic situations.

Now playing

Might be my favorite so far, just for the devil-may-care hop at the end.

COMMENT BEGINS AS JOKE THEN SLOWLY BECOMES REAL LIFE THING YOU WILL ACTUALLY DO (that's actually a pretty good deal, because shit, $20)

$20 GIFT CARD AT BEST BUY FOR PREORDERING, FIGURED I'M GONNA DIVE STRAIGHT INTO THIS GAME WHICH MAY BE TERRIBLE BUT AT LEAST I CAN BUY A GUILTY PLEASURE MOVIE TO SOOTH THOSE WOUNDS AFTER!

Fo shizzle my nizzle that waz off the hizzle fizzle dizzle pizzle crizzay in the hizzie yeah dawg wuddup.

To be fair, those were pretty badass flower pots.

Now that's what I called a "Baked" Kit-Kat

Peter Molyneux is crying. I’m not sure how to react to this. Legendary game designers don’t often get emotional with

You know, thinking about it... I'm now actually curious about the possibility of this being an actual game...

WAIT, THERE ARE GONNA BE FANCY OLD TIMEY DRESS PARTIES? SHIT, I'M SOLD.

Epic planking

gif me, baby!