Wagon, turbo, AWD, stick shift you say?

The first and second generation Chrysler minivans could be had with a 5-speed manual, and the first generation could be had with a turbo 4. AWD drive was available up to the 4th gen.

How do they manage to make SPACE SUITS, some of the coolest freaking things ever, look so uncool

The 900 is taking a dive here. Seriously what other beaters do you know of that:

See the word "commence", Patrick? It means "to begin", not "that stuff I just read was".

And commence general Gawker bigotry concerning Texas, with the added hilarity of being bigoted under the guise of calling out bigotry.

I think this might be a Pinzgauer:

Your attitude is bullshit. Sharing the road should be about getting everyone to their destination in the safest and most efficient way possible, not about people's egos and attitudes. Roads in most US states have lanes that are more than wide enough to accommodate lane-splitting, but drivers are unfamiliar and…

I'm going to go ahead and guess you don't ride motorcycles.

You're wrong because literally every other industrialized nation but the US allows it. See the London video above.

...meanwhile, in London (where filtering is not only legal, but basically mandatory)

Of course, that's exactly my point. If done reasonably (5-10 mph quicker than traffic) depending on conditions, it's fine. The key is going slow enough to not surprise drivers if they're changing lanes and/or being able to stop in time when they do.

Define "moving"! If it's going 30 or 40 mph, there's no reason why you can't go faster if done reasonably (see woman on video for reasonable, see Harley rider above for "not" reasonably). It's no different than cars changing lanes to go around slow traffic – Just needs to be done at a safe clip and with reasonable…

Yeah but worse than the Taurus........which is what the article is all about.

Of course, Cops already have an ego problem so of course they are going to pick the bro truck that wastes tax payers money on more gas.

Is it any worse taste than waving an EU flag would be? There's a significant number of Ukrainians who want closer ties to Russia. We don't know whether these drivers are supporting that or something more aggressive like the annexation of Crimea, so it really depends.

"All journalism is subjective, objectivity is a myth. We have a strong enthusiast bias and thus we're more likely to want to review an enthusiast car. "

Dear Jalopnik,

Yeah the value category is broken for sure. The S-Class got an 8/10 today. Travis said it was because the car is well adorned, which is true, but it's hard to ignore the fact that virtually nothing depreciates faster than a new Merc S.

If fifty is average, is the Mitsubishi Mirage an average car?